It's hard to imagine fans of such brainless action, but even if you consider yourself a fan of 'dumb action' you need to steer clear of this. It's straight on to the shooting, perhaps in an attempt to please an imagined target audience. He would have fallen to the ground, had it been programmed into the game.Īt the beginning where not given any background whatsoever. The hero dies in a bloody attack and falls down into a great graphical glitch on the ground.

Shortly thereafter he gets on a mounted machine gun and starts to shoot other bikers. Perhaps even lower.ĭuring the first minutes after turning on the game I'm treated to a biker sitting on his Harley Davidson (or rather what looks like a Harley, but without the costly license). If we had been blessed with a percentage scale with which to score games, the grade would have wound up around the 1% mark. Eutechnyx Limited (formerly Zeppelin Games Limited, until 1994, and Merit Studios (Europe) Limited, until 1997) is a British video game developer based in Newcastle upon Tyne, England.Since 1997, the company has focused on racing games. Simply put it's such an awful mess that no-one should even come close enough to poke it with a stick.

That's the first clue about the aspirations of this biker adventure. The box reads Ride to Hell: Retribution - 1% Edition.

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